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The Curse of Monkey Island Walkthrough

The Curse of Monkey Island Walkthrough

This fantastic instalment of Monkey Island opens with a huge cut scene, and with guybrush being captured by LeChuck and his henchmen. Pick up the ramrod from the far wall, talk to Wally, suggest he may be wearing a fake beard! Ask him for some pirate literature, he will give you some leaflets. Tell him he is a failure as a pirate, and suggest that he should shoot you!
As predicted, he will wuss out! Pick up Wally’s plastic hook and use cannon to shoot all the boats of the undead! Use the ramrod with the hook, then use this newly created item on Murray. (Talking to him before you do this can be fun!) Hook the bone and pick it up also. Use the cutlass attached to it to cut the tether for the cannon. Use cannon… cutscene

Explore the capsized ship, pick up the bag of nickels, pick up the diamond ring behind it, use ring on porthole… cutscene….

The Curse Of Monkey Island Walkthrough

PART II : The Curse Gets Worse

Pick up the glowing ember on beach, walkthrough to the town. Talk to the Small Pirate selling Lemonade, he will tell you to check out the swamp. Walkthrough to the swamp on the map and talk to Murray! Pick up the paste and use wooden nickels with the gumball machine, pick up the pin from the voodoo doll on the floor, then pull the tongue of the Alligator’s tongue. Talk to the Voodoo Lady … cutscene

Ask her where you can find a similar ring. She will tell you to go to get the one from Blood Island. Talk to her some more and she will say you need three things – a ship, a map and a crew. Head to Puerto Pollo and enter the door to the left of the clock. Look at the coat, then pick up the lice you see there. Look at the pocket to reveal a glove, pick it up. Pick up the magic wand from the dresser and use the wand on the magic hat to reveal a book. Pick up the book. Walkthrough to the Barbery coast to the far right. When Guybrush finishes talking, use the lice on the comb. Talk to Angus and ask him for a haircut. Crank the chair up and pick up the paperweight, when Angus disappears for another, crank the chair up as far as it will go, pick up the scissors. Walkthrough to the left to the bushes just before the lemonade stand, read the sign then use the scissors on undergrowth.

After the snake swallows you, pick up the sausage, pancakes, eggs, coffee, pancake syrup, naturalist remains, stuffed Dinghy Dog and the other stuff from it’s belly. Use the Ipecac with the syrup, and use the syrup with the snake. When you find yourself in a sandpit, pick up the thorny bush, use the rock with the balloons then pick up the reed on your right and use the thorn in the reed. Then use your new thorny pee-shooter on the balloon to reach Danjer Cove. Head over to the restaurant, show your reservation slip and Blonde Beird will let you in. Pick up the cutter from the serving hatch, and the serrated knife from the pirates back. Pick up a butter cookie, and eat it to get maggots. Use the maggots with the gross chicken and pick up the clubcard. Give the jawbreaker to Blonde Beird, then give him the jerky gum. When he blows a bubble, pop it with the pin. Pick up his gold tooth. Chew some gum, then use the gold tooth with the gum. Inhale some helium from the balloon, and blow a bubble with the gum. Use the pie pan in the mud puddle to find the gold tooth. Head through the archway in the distance, and use the cutter with the rubber tree. Use the cerrated knife with the saw horse which is holding the keg up, and use ember with trail of rum – big kaboom! Head over to the Barbery Coast and challenge Haggis McMutton to a cabre toss. You will win because you will be using the rubber tree. Talk to Cut-throught Bill and show him the gold tooth. Talk to Edward Van Helgan, ask him to join your crew. Slap him with the glove to duel. Repeat his moves until he breaks into a solo, then pick up the gun pile and use pistol with banjo. … cutscene

Walkthrough to the Cabana, give the Cabana boy your Membership card. Pick up three towels, use them in the bucket of water. Use wet towels with hot sand, they will alow you to walthrough to the area with the sunbather. Talk to him about blood island. Pick up he cup from his chest. Head over to Puerto Pollo and switch this mug for the bottomless one. When Kenny runs away, pick up the pitcher and use the pitcher in the vat of red dye, then head back over to Cabana and give the mug to the sunbather. Next, pour the pitcher into the bottomless mug and walkthrough to the Cabana. Pick up one more towel and use it in the bucket, then use the wet towl on the Cabana boy. Pick up the cooking oil and walkthrough to Brimstone Beach and pour it on he sunbather. Pick up the map … cutscene

Head over to Danjer Cove and use the paste with the rubber plug. Use the rubber plug with the boat. Use the boat to sail out to the ship and use serrated knife on the plank. Board the ship and the monkeys will tar and feather you. Walkthrough to Blondebeard’s cafe, and you will end up back on the Sea Cucumber. Use the ventriloquist book on LeChimp. Head back over to the theatre and follow the instructions on the map you obtained from the Sea Cucumber, pressing the corresponding button on the panel. Open the trunk and use the grease on the cannon balls. Walkthrough to the stage and pick up the shovel, use shovel on the ground.

The Curse Of Monkey Island Walkthrough

Part III : Three Sheets to the Wind

The basic aim of this section is to gradually build your repertoire of insults to sling back at the ever-increasingly fearsome pirates. Each time you win, you can upgrade your cannons and eventually you will come face to face with Captain Rottingham. He will give you insults you have never heard, but the answers you have can still be used, if you know which one to choose!

Here is the complete list:

Regular Insults

Every enemy I have met, I’ve annihilated.
With your breath, I’m sure they all suffocated.
You’re as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee.
I look that much like your fiancée?
Killing you would be justifiable homicide.
Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide.
You’re the ugliest monster ever created.
If you don’t count all the ones you’ve dated.
I’ll skewer you like a sow at a buffet.
When I’m done with you, you’ll be a boneless fillet.
Would you like to be buried or cremated?
With you around, I’d rather be fumigated.
Coming face to face with me must leave you petrified.
Is that your face? I thought it was your backside.
When your father first saw you, he must have been mortified.
At least mine can be identified.
You can’t match my witty repartee.
I could, if you would use some breath spray.
I have never seen such clumsy swordplay.
You would have, but you were always running away.
En Garde! Touche!
Oh, that is so cliché.
Throughout the Caribbean, my great deeds are celebrated.
Too bad they’re all fabricated.
I can’t rest ‘til you’ve been exterminated.
Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.
I’ll leave you devastated, mutilated, and perforated.
Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated and infuriated.
Heaven preserve me! You look like something that’s died!
The only way you’ll be preserved is in formaldehyde.
I’ll hound you night and day.
Then be a good dog. Sit! Stay!

Captain Rottingham’s Insults

My attacks have left entire islands depopulated.
With your breath, I’m sure they all suffocated.
You have the sex appeal of a shar-pei.
I look that much like your fiancée?
Your looks would make pigs nauseated.
If you don’t count all the ones you dated.
Nothing can stop me from blowing you away.
I could, if you would use some breath spray.
I have never lost a melee.
You would have, but you were always running away.
When I’m done, your body will be rotted and putrefied.
Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide.
You’ll find I’m dogged and relentless to my prey.
Then be a good dog. Sit! Stay!
My skills with a sword are highly venerated.
Too bad they’re all fabricated.
Never before have I faced someone so sissified.
Is that your face? I thought it was your backside.
I can’t tell which of my traits have you the most intimidated.
Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated and infuriated.
Your lips look like they belong on the catch of the day.
When I’m done with you, you’ll be a boneless fillet.
Your stench would make an outhouse cleaner irritated.
Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.
Your mother wears a toupee.
Oh, that is so cliché.

The Curse Of Monkey Island Walkthrough

PART IV : The Bartender, His Wife and Her Lover!

Pick up the bottle from the beach and walkthrough to the Hotel. Talk to the Bartender, ask him for a fruity drink with an umbrella, then talk to the Fortune Teller. Ask her to tell your fortune. Keep doing this five times until you have five death cards. Walkthrough to the back room and pick up the Big Whoop Fridge Magnet. Pick up the cushion from the bar stool, and the recipe book from the Bar (Note the Recipes from Monkey Island 2!). The ingredients for the hangover cure are in the recipe book and you have to go find them! Walkthrough to the map and head to the Cemetery. Feed the maggoty buscuit to the dog and he will bite you! Grab some hair of the dog that bit you. Pick up the hammer and chisel from the grave side. Walkthrough to the Beach, use the mallet with the rubber tree. Pick up the egg. Walk back to the hotel and give all of the ingredients to the Bartender. Head upstairs and into the first door. Use the mallet on the wall in the area which is the opposite side of the portrait on the landing. Walk back onto the landing and pick up the portrait and the nail. Use the portrait on the nearest door, then cut out the face with the scissors. Walk back into the room and look through the porthole. The Bartender will come.

Go back down stairs and pick up the tip jar from the bar. Walk into the store room and use the pick on the cheese wheel. Go back to the Bartender and ask him for a drink, use the pick with the Head-B-Clear, then use the bottle on your drink to spike it. Drink up! … cutscene

Use the chisel on the coffin to escape, pick up all the coffin nails. Next, use the chisel with the coffin in the centre, and out pops Stan! Walk out of the cemetery and back into Stans talk to Stan and tell him you want to buy an insurance policy. When he asks for collateral, give him the gold pirate tooth. Now walk back to the hotel, and up the stairs. Use Stans business card on the door to let yourself in. Pull the bed, and use the nails to keep it open. Use the spare nail to hold it in place. Pick up the book and read. Walk back to the Bartender and tell him you are a relative. Keep talking with him until he accepts you as a member of the Goodsoup family. Ask for another drink, use the Head-B-Gone in your grog and drink up again!

Waking up in the Goodsoup Family Tomb now, walk to the alter and talk to Ministrone Goodsoup. Walk left and Murray will jump out. Use the paste with the skeleton arm, then use it to pick up the lantern from the other side of the wall. Use Murray on the lantern to scare the guy into letting you free.

Walk back to the hotel and use the crowbar with the wooden boards and the bed. Pick up the death certificate from the back room, and walkthrough the the cemetery. Give it to Stan to claim your insurance.

Walk over to the strange lights (villiage). Pick up the measuring cup. Use the chisel with the block of tofu to carve a mask. Wear the mask and walk over to Lemonhead who will perform a sacrifice with the other cannibals. When the ceremony is finished, throw the unmelted hunk of nacho cheese over the side, the volcano will erupt. Go back to the beach and talk to Haggis, ask for some hand lotion and he will eventually agree to trade for some tar to fix the ship. Head to the Tiki lights outside the hotel again, and use the last hunk of cheese in the pot. Pick up the pot and take it to Haggis.

Walkthrough to the windmill and use the umbrella with the windmill blades to climb up on top. Use the jar with the water, and climb down. Head over to Elaine, and use the hand lotion on her cursed ring. Use pick on the lid to perforate it. Use the jar of sugar water on the stump and wait for the fireflies to enter. Pick up the jar and screw on the lid. Head over to the Lighthouse and place the lantern down and replace the mirror. Walk down to the beach and talk to the mysterious figure. Use the magnet with the pin, then bite the shaving cream lid off. Use the pin with the cork, and fill the measuring cup with sea water. Use the needle & cork in the measuring cup of seawater to create a compass. Give the compass to the Flying Welshman and ask him to take you to Skull Island.
Talk to LaFoot and ask to be lowered down. When you start to fall, use the umbrella in your inventory to land safely in the smugglers cave. You meet two smugglers, who have the ring. They will challenge you to a game of cards, when they deal, switch the five Tarrot cards for your hand. … cutscene … Walkthrough to Elaine and use the ring with her to lift the curse.

The Curse Of Monkey Island Walkthrough

PART V : Kiss of the Spider Monkey

The scene opens with LeChuck talking with Guybrush. You can let this run on, or stop it whenever you like. You can just tell LeChuck to get on with it.
As Little Guybrush…
Talk to Dinghy Dog and ask him to guess your age, when you win, take the anchor. Use the shaving cream with the dish, and put the anchor in it. Place your pie on the pile and ask to guy in the rat outfit to fire the cannon.

Hit Dinghy Dog repeatedly until he bites you and you pick up some of his hair. Walk over to the soda jerk and buy an ice cream. Use the meringue pie and the dog hair on the cone, then pick up the pepper and use this on the code also. Eat up!

The Curse Of Monkey Island Walkthrough

Part VI : Guybrush Kicks Butt Once Again

Jump off in this first Monkey Island scene and pick up the fallen rope. Get off at the next ship scene and pick up the keg of rum.
Get off at the Wally and Guybrush scene from Monkey Island II and open the lantern, blow the flame out.

Finally get off at the snow scene and climb the mountain. Use the oil on the rope, then the rope with the keg to make a fuse. Use the barrel and fuse with the aboniable snowman and head back down. Near the roller coaster, wait for LeChuck to appear, then use the pepper on him to make him snease!

Kaboom!

TO BE CONTINUED…